Movie Review: My Wife, the Nanny and Me
Sep 6th
Author: Digger B. Hynde (via xPeeps.com)
Blame it on the current television culture, but whenever the word “nanny” appears in print, it’s nearly impossible to think of anything other than the enchantingly annoying nasal stylings of Fran Drescher. Thankfully, in “My Wife, the Nanny and Me,” deviation is not limited to the septum. The massive cocks in this film stray from their cozy, sub-pantaloonian trenches and run roughshod through mouths, pussies and asses like escaped convicts through a firearms dealership.
Paris and Lisa Marie start everything off. The thing that is interesting here is that there is no set up, so one doesn’t know exactly which girl is the wife and which one is the nanny. While it doesn’t at all detract from the threesome that is to come, it is worth noting. This particular scene actually begins as a twosome, Paris busily eating out Lisa Marie’s twat. In comes the cock and the dynamic suddenly changes as does the focus. Paris sucks the giant dick as Lisa works over his balls. The scene then shifts as Lisa sits on Paris’ face, providing a great view of Lisa’s ass while Lisa Marie tongues her pussy. Lisa gallops in a stationary position in RCG giving you awesome images of her nice tits, as Paris’s tongue swirls around her nipples. Paris gets fucked in doggie from behind and she hovers over Lisa’s pussy, which is planted directly under her nose. Lisa then rides in CG with tight shots of her pussy and asshole. After flipping onto her back, Paris spreads apart her ass cheeks and lets Lisa’s pussy get decimated by dick. The same fate awaits Paris. They finish in side-saddle and mish followed by cumshots to the face.
Lara Stevens and Mercedes Dragon grace the screen in the second effort. Again there is no set up, giving you the impression that the scenes in this film were cherry-picked from various shoots and strung together without much forethought. Like the previous scene, though, it doesn’t affect the action, only the fantasy. Lara and Mercedes are great together, having worked side-by-side in films like “Luxurious.” In this one, Mercedes is wearing a full-on body stocking and Lara a fishnet top, while Zenza Raggi does the cock-rocking honors. In the most interesting shot, he worms his large prick through one hole in Mercedes’ stockings and out another where Lara sucks on it. After that, he bangs Mercedes from behind. In 69, Mercedes is underneath Lara licking her clit as Zenza fucks her pussy from behind. Then, he goes anal as Mercedes tickles Lara’s flaps with her studded tongue. One-upping herself, she ATMs her own ass juice from his dick. The scene concludes with Mercedes going RCG and Lara pulling him out and jacking his cock to orgasm.
AEBN Wins Vod Rights To HD Version Of Classic Adult Film
Sep 4th
CHARLOTTE, NC – AEBN, the world leader in adult video-on-demand distribution, has obtained exclusive VOD rights to the High Definition version of Inside Little Oral Annie, a 1984 production that will be the first classic adult film to be released in HD.
The painstaking conversion of the film to HD from the original 35 mm negatives was done by Video-X-Pix, owner of the most extensive collection of older “sexploitation” films. It will be available exclusively on AEBN beginning in mid-September.
“The conversion to HD of this beautifully preserved master is a really remarkable achievement and AEBN is honored to have the exclusive VOD rights to one of the great adult movies from the golden age of erotic entertainment,” said Jerry Anders, Vice President for Sales and Marketing at AEBN. “The star of the movie, who was known as Little Oral Annie, was a world class talent in lingual stimulation, as her name implies, and this movie demonstrates skills that are unsurpassed even to this day.”
According to Steven Morowitz of Video-X-Pix, “The performance of LOA made Linda Lovelace look like a schoolgirl, so this re-mastering was a work of love. In converting the original master we even had to upgrade some of our equipment to be able to handle the large HD files, which are so big that without the proper connection, the system just chokes up. The HD re-mastering takes up 800 gigabytes of space on our hard drives. It now has a clear picture, crisp edges and true color. It was shot by sexploitation veteran Joseph Sarno, who made dozens of ’80s films and video features, so having good film stock and a talented person behind the camera certainly helps to make a successful picture. Inside Little Oral Annie is a great example of smut in the ’80s and it happens to be our all time best selling DVD in the adult market.”
Side by side comparisons are available at the Distribpix blog.
Movie Review: Alice
Sep 2nd
Author: Corva Siouan (via xPeeps.com)
When TMZ reports on your XXX movie before it’s out, you’re doing something right. Thanks to industry and mainstream buzz, expectations are high for the new “Alice” from Cal Vista Pictures and Metro Interactive. Fortunately, the movie delivers on its promise. What director Erica McLean and co-director Carlos Batts have created goes beyond the average porno, staging hot, rewatchable sex scenes in an artful, modern version of Wonderland.
This Alice is no innocent country girl, but she’s just as curious and much naughtier. Her costume is what you’d expect Alice to wear, at least at first. There’s no girl in the biz better to play Alice than Sunny Lane. Her “Girl Next Door Gone Hardcore” image is perfect for this part and she always fucks with passion.
As the movie begins, all saturated colors and dreamy daze, Alice listens to her sister (Kimberly Kane) reading from a sexy graphic novel. Alice at first seems shocked but soon falls asleep. In her dream, the White Rabbit (Andy San Dimas in a sexy white outfit, with a headpiece that resembles small wire bunny ears) leads her down a well. Once they’re “down the rabbit hole,” Alice gets into a hot club in Wonderland known as The Hole, leaving Rabbit to fend for herself. Rabbit has to beg the Duchess (Nicki Hunter, looking like a fantasy queen) to get her into the Hole too. In the end, Rabbit gets in and brings Tweedle Dee (Aiden Starr), who thankfully looks nothing like the old Dee. Then everybody in the club dances to Dirt & Bank’s “Yeah I,” the movie’s theme song (official video here).
Leaving the dance floor, Rabbit and Dee want some girl time. Rabbit plays with Dee’s gorgeously plump tits and soon they’re kissing erotically, inserting a dildo between their hungry mouths. We get a close-up of Rabbit fingering Dee, who plays with Rabbit’s beautiful tits. Rabbit begins eating Dee’s pussy while pinching her nipple. In response, Dee yanks off Rabbit’s white jeans while fondling her ass. Rubbing Rabbit’s clit and screwing her with the dildo brings her to a gasping, cooing frenzy. Rabbit in turn licks Dee’s pussy and asshole, wetting her with a combination of spit and Dee’s juices so she can slide in the dildo. When she rides the dildo as Rabbit thrusts from below, Dee unleashes a loud, satisfying orgasm. But the girls aren’t done – more toying and fingering gets both of them off, including a nice moment when Dee gets four fingers in Rabbit’s hole.
AEBN Streams Smash’s Bus Stop Girls Before Street Date
Sep 1st
AEBN is pleased to announce that it will stream Smash Picture’s new film, Bus Stop Girls, weeks ahead of its DVD street date, making the film available exclusively via its VOD network starting September 1st.
Shot in high definition, Bus Stop Girls was directed by Jim Powers and stars Lexi Belle, Coco Velvett, Amia Miley, Faye Reagan, Jennifer White, and Lexi Brooks as the naughty school girls who come together for the final school bus ride of the year and break all the rules.
Just as they did with another exclusive film – Cal Vista’s Alice – AEBN is supporting Bus Stop Girls with a marketing push, which includes banners across its network and coverage on social media sites like xPeeps and PornoTube.com. The trailer, posted on PornoTube, already has over 140,000 views, indicating the strong interest already generated for this new title.
“Being able to offer customers this film before street date is a big coup,” says AEBN’s Jerry Anders, VP of Sales and Marketing. “Smash Pictures has another hit on its hands, and we are excited that our visitors will be able to watch it first.”
“This is such an honor, receiving such support from the leaders in the VOD marketplace,” says Stuart Wall, VP of Smash Pictures.”This will be the start of an ongoing relationship in providing all our titles 30 days in advance to strengthen our revenues via AEBN.”
You can watch Bus Stop Girls now on the AEBN network, two weeks before its September 16th street date.
Interview with “Alice” Star Sunny Lane
Sep 1st
Author: Corva Siouan (via xPeeps.com)
When she met director Erica McLean in Berlin, “Girl Next Door Gone Hardcore” Sunny Lane probably couldn’t have guessed that this would lead her on a trip down the rabbit hole and into the middle of what’s sure to become a XXX hit with crossover appeal. The lead role in “Alice,” out next Tuesday, August 24th on Cal Vista Pictures and Metro Interactive DVD and available on VOD exclusively through AEBN, is one that Sunny was practically born to play.
“I was a fan of Alice in Wonderland, the children’s version,” Sunny says. “It was so amazing, such a fairy tale story. It’s me, it’s who I am, that’s how I practically just am: innocent but fun, curious, cute, and wanting to see what’s out there in the world. Yes, I’ve been amazed by it for years.”
Erica and Sunny, two Americans, must have been destined to meet – even if it had to happen in Europe. “When I met Erica in Berlin, Germany last year at the Venus Berlin show, Teresa Flynt introduced us,” Sunny says. “She’s just a sweet and adorable lady. The next morning I got to meet her [again] and I was like, ‘Good morning, Erica!’ She said, ‘Oh my gosh! You’re my Alice! You’re the girl! You’re the one!’ And I just said, ‘Whatever you want me to do, sexy lady, I’m yours.’ I was honored and thankful and just blessed, truly.”
In our conversation with Erica McLean last week, it was clear that she defies expectations of what a porn director is like. Sunny loved working with her. “Erica is so awesome how she communicates with people, and her take on the story and Clive’s, and what they wanted to do and where they wanted to go with it. It was so beautiful. It felt like I fell into a fairy tale and that was the life I was living, was Alice in this urban lifestyle of exploring and being curious. Now that I’ve stepped out of it, I still feel like I’m Alice at times, still talking about the movie. It’s remarkable how she brought it to life. She has such a great energy about her and she knows how to get that sexuality out as well, such a great artistic expression, what she does as a director.” The Erica you see is the Erica you get, Sunny tells us. “She’s genuine, she’s real. She cares and it’s nice. She thinks about everyone and who you are as a talent. She was checking you the whole time and it was a fun set.”
This updated vision of the Alice story takes the girl out of the country, which meant that Sunny took care to show some edge at the official casting. “I got my hair done that day a little bit blonder and I went in with this pair of cute little tight jeans on and a bright pink little dress that went over my pants, over my butt, and some boots. I gave it that urban feel of 2010,” Sunny says. “It’s not back when Alice was in the forest. Now she’s been out exploring the world… and seeing what’s really out there. That’s when they asked me how urban can I be. It’s who I am, I’m very real. I took this role on and I sank my teeth into the character and had fun with it. I know how to dance; I know how to move; I have rhythm and I bring cute sexiness to it as well, and ‘the girl next door gone hardcore.’”
Because the Alice stories didn’t have sexy bits, you might say it’s perfect for a porn remake (and decades have passed since the first one). It certainly gave Erica and her cast and crew the room to go wild with sex scenes. “This is a good one sexually. Wow! People are in store for a wild ride down Wonderland,” Sunny says with a laugh. “It is pretty remarkable, because you know in a lot of features the star gets to do one to two scenes? Well, in this one I got to do three boy/girl scenes with three of the hottest guys in the business… The sex scene with Evan Stone was fun, as the Mad Hatter, and that scene is gonna surprise people. As you can see in the trailer, ‘Where do you want me to cum, over here or over there?’” While Sunny and Evan were shooting the scene in the forest by Erica’s house, Erica wanted to catch the golden light of sunset, but in the movie you’ll chalk it up to the Mad Hatter’s madness. “It was magic hour, and we had to run up this hill like a mile to go catch it to get exactly the shot that we needed,” Sunny explains.
Couples Bang the Babysitter 2 (available in HD)
Aug 22nd
Author: Paul Varjak, Jr.
The Couples Bang the Babysitter series from Lethal Hardcore returns with another flick filled with horny older married people hitting on and successfully nailing hot young pieces of ass. Hey, some people find their fuck buddies in bars. Why not opt to try it out with the babysitter instead?
After Raylene meets and “accidentally” feels up the new babysitter, blonde Vanessa Cage, she phones her husband Mario to tell him how cute the girl is. When he gets home, he quizzes Vanessa on her taste in men and women, and finds out they’re gonna get along just fine. They’re in the midst of “getting along” with her shirt pulled up and Mario’s hand between her legs when Raylene gets home and pretends to be pissed off. Lucky Mario gets to watch the babysitter eat his wife’s pussy while the girl plays with his stiffening cock. Then Raylene and Vanessa turn their attention to Mario’s thick, curved dick, sucking it along with the balls. Raylene wants to watch her husband fuck the babysitter’s tight pussy, proving herself to be a dream wife. Vanessa’s handful-sized tits bounce nicely with every thrust and Raylene gives them some attention. Mario switches between fucking the two women so that nobody is neglected and then splits his load between both of their faces. Everyone is happy with Vanessa’s performance, so these three will be seeing more of each other.
Hot little Eve Evans, a welcome porn newcomer who looks like Amia Miley and Mila Kunis put together, decides to masturbate to some porn until her employers get home. (She and the couple must all love bright pink, because her sports bra, socks, and the couch are all that color.) Raven Black and husband Christian XXX get home from dinner and decide to spy on Eve. They’re turned on to watch her, but they pretend to be furious when she notices they’re home. It turns out they’re only mad she didn’t wait for them, and when you see her tight body you’ll understand why. These three have a great time with a slobbery dual blowjob, some wild fucking with the girls stacked on top of each other in doggy, and a sort of daisy chain with Christian screwing Eve as she fingers Raven. Then the girls take turns fucking his big dick. It ends with a hot cum swapping kiss. Everyone brings a lot of hunger and energy to this scene – if you like really vocal women, this is the one for you.
Lexxxi Lockhart and her man Billy are tired of the swinger party scene, so they decide to see if their babysitter Cindy Loo would be into a little overtime. The money will be better than usual and it’s way more fun than her usual duties. She happens to have a huge phone bill that month, so she reluctantly agrees to their proposition of doing a “striptease” for them. Of course, that’s not all they want but she’s already naked, so why not suck some cock and let Lexxxi eat her out? Cindy is as cute as can be with her bright blue eyes and golden pigtails, pale skin and perky tits. She looks great being impaled on Billy’s thick cock and really appears to enjoy it. Lexxxi is a little fleshier and tanner than Cindy, with nice big tits. The three of them have a lot more fun than the couple ever had at their swinger parties.
Latina Lexi Diamond is another porn newbie. When the couple who hired her leaves, she glances through the sliding glass door, guesses that the kids are sleeping, and decides to catch the last rays of afternoon sun. The thing is she hates tan lines. Charity McLean and her husband come home early (because she left her phone) to find a naked babysitter sunning herself on their patio. Lexi claims that she grew up in a nudist colony and being naked is comfortable. Charity is furious, but her husband likes what he sees. It turns out the couple are swingers, so when Charity comes back outside from checking the kids (who are indeed asleep) and sees him licking Lexi’s asshole, she decides to join the fun. They go back into the living room, where the girls work over the husband’s cock and take turns riding it. Lexi’s dark skin, black hair, and light-colored eyes are an exotically sexy combination. She’s skinny as a rail with mosquito bites for tits, a sharp contrast to the busty, muscular, blonde Charity. The husband enjoys them both, and who could blame him? Lexi is the one babysitter who looks like a slinky seductress, probably because she’s the only one who doesn’t wear her hair in pigtails.
If you have a thing for threeways between older couples and younger girls, then “Couples Bang the Babysitter 2″ is a solid choice for some spankable action.
Interview with “Alice” Director Erica McLean
Aug 15th
Author: Corva Siouan (via xPeeps.com)
Most people’s image of a porn director is probably male and not very nurturing. Those who have that image are likely unfamiliar with Erica McLean. The former model and makeup artist helped her late husband, director Clive McLean, bring the influential series Barely Legal to life in 1999 and has directed it for five years. Dismiss any preconceived notions about porn directors, because she will shatter them.
Erica’s new release is likely to become a sensation and deservedly so. “Alice,” out August 24th on DVD and exclusively on AEBN VOD theaters, is a modern, urban retelling of Alice in Wonderland. It’s no parody – it’s good hardcore sex from a woman’s perspective with a plot adapted from the classic tale and the surreal qualities you’d expect. Women and men can enjoy “Alice.”
“It was a lot of fun. There’s a lot of thought process going into it, casting the characters was pretty easy. I already had my Alice in mind when I went into production,” Erica says. “The costumes are very important and the characters are very important… it’s told in sort of a new age, hip-hop, urban way of looking at Alice. It’s a classic fairy tale that’s been told many times and will probably be told many times after. It pretty much was my late husband’s script, his idea and I just put a little twist on it. He wrote it in 2004. We had hoped to do it in 2004 but he was diagnosed and passed away so I took it out of the closet and brought it to life. I had a lot of fun doing that. Doing my projects, I always sing from my heart anyway. Whenever you do something that you love and you’re passionate about, it shows. I love what I do.”
Erica takes her work so much to heart that she literally brings it home with her, filming segments in her yard, including scenes with Alice and her sister (Kimberly Kane) and the scene where Alice follows the white rabbit (Andy San Dimas) down the hole. “I live in the Angeles Forest. It was burned down and we used the burned down forest as a backdrop and it was sort of an homage to that. I decorated a tree with some crystals just to make the forest happier.”
Casting this iconic character could’ve been tricky, but Fate may have helped Erica meet Sunny Lane. “Sunny and I picked each other. It was like two meteorites colliding… I’d never met Sunny, it’s a great story. I was thinking, okay, who am I going to cast as my Alice? When I went to Europe… my friend Jan who I wrote a book with said, ‘You’re probably going to go to Europe and you’re probably going to find your Alice there.’ I said, ‘Oh, Jan, there’s no way’… it’s difficult to bring Europeans here and there are a lot of Americans.” Erica traveled to Berlin for the Venus Awards, where she was up for Director of the Year. When she arrived, Theresa Flynt introduced her to Sunny at dinner. The next day it clicked. “We were going to the show and the elevator door opened up and there was Sunny waiting in the reception as I was coming down. I looked at her and knew automatically in my heart and my soul… I said, ‘Sunny, I’m doing a film and I just found my girl, I found my Alice.’ She just looked at me and said ‘OK, whatever you say.’ It was meant to be that we met and of all places in Europe,” Erica says.
“I absolutely love Sunny Lane. She’s my little girl that I hope to do more projects with, which I have,” Erica adds, referring to “The Flying Pink Pig,” an upcoming Hustler film. “She absolutely is Alice as far as I’m concerned, she has all those elements and she’s a naughty little Alice… She enjoys sex and she enjoys what she does. She got what I was trying to do, she sang from her heart and really learned the lines and really came. Her whole attitude was absolutely there.”
Erica likes to plan scenes with her performers. “I love it when the actors bring in what turns them on, so I’ll talk to them. I’ll say ‘I need to have this happen, I need to have this gradual transition from one to another, and then we also need to do soft,’ for Playboy Channel or whoever we sell it to,” she says. “I know what’s going on right now is a lot of gonzo and a lot of fast in and out, sorry the pun, and then that’s it and that’s all people want to see. But I disagree, I believe the art of erotica is a fine art and to capture that and to do hardcore is very interesting, because you want to capture each moment that the actors have between themselves. The kissing, the touching, the nibbling on the neck, the dialogue, the little bit of sex talk in between is a turn on… Whether it stays in there or we edit it out, nonetheless, the actors need to know what each other likes. You’re putting two people in that are virtually strangers to each other; they may have worked a couple of times. To make it look convincing and very sexy and sensuous, that’s what I want to bring.” Erica is known for welcoming, relaxing sets. “When you have a comfortable set and a comfortable setting for these people, it works. It makes it look effortless even though you’re working 20 hour days, trying to make everybody feel comfortable and everybody special and you’re catering to their needs at that moment. And they’re helping you paint your picture.”
Featured Star: Julia Ann
Aug 7th
Julia Ann keeps on being hot as hell! Even in her 40s she can put some girls half her age to shame with that amazing lean but still curvy body and awesome boobs. She is the MILF that all other MILFs should aspire to be… an award winning MILF too, from AVN this year (MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year for 2010).
Even when she had to pretend to be an old lady in that Golden Girls parody from New Sensations, Julia Ann was still smokin’. Turns out she was only old for the first and last parts of that movie, since the actual fucking happened in flashback, but the point is she was sexy the whole time. Made me wanna hit up Florida in case there might be a cougar like her living down there… I could have had a nasty surprise if I hadn’t remembered it was only a movie. sometimes I got a few problems remembering movies and real life ain’t the same because I watch so much porn.
Anyway… before doing porn, Julia Ann was a pro mud wrestler in Hollywood. She joined up with Janine Lindemulder (aka Janine these days) to do a touring stripper act called Blondage in the early ’90s. They did a scene together in Andrew Blake’s porn classic “Hidden Obsessions” in 1993 and the rest was smut history. Now Julia is in the AVN Hall of Fame and she keeps doing great scenes.
Don’t let anybody tell you that only young sluts are sexy. If they try, just show them a picture of Julia Ann or one of her scenes. And then there’s this pic. I don’t know about you but I can’t stop staring at those hot titties, and having them there twice because of the mirror means I might be here all day…
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Interview: Axel Braun Talks Star Wars XXX
Aug 6th
Axel Braun is having one of the best years ever. His “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” is dominating the adult DVD sales charts, he won XBIZ Director of the Year 2010 back in February, and he’s got some more big movies in the works. Braun’s twentieth year in the industry is probably his best yet.
On Monday, July 26, his year turned positively epic as Braun and Vivid Entertainment announced that he had begun pre-production on “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody,” to be exclusively distributed by Vivid. xPeeps got hold of Braun to find out more about what promises to be one of the most exciting porn parodies ever made.
This parody, it turns out, is just the beginning of Braun’s Star Wars trip. “We’re going to cover the original movie because I’m planning on doing sequels and following the story line of each movie,” he tells us. “Of course, being a parody we’re going to exploit certain elements of the story line and we’re going to add some of our own, and we’re going to try and stay as faithful as we can to the original, which is what the fans want.”
Braun is well known for combining style and sex as seen in beautifully shot movies like “Stimula.” He puts as much emphasis on creating striking images as he does on turning you on, and anyone who has seen any of Braun’s previous parodies, especially his Batman and Star Trek spoofs, will be familiar with his attention to detail. “That was an easy one because the sets at the time, the production value was not that high,” Braun says. “With Star Wars the challenge is that we want to make it look and feel like the original and of course there are a lot of special effects and production value involved.”
If you think that translates to big bucks, you’re not wrong. “Yes, it will be probably the highest budget ever. It will also be the highest selling ever, hopefully! I’m having such an amazing year and my ‘Batman’ movie, which I produced and directed and Vivid distributed for me, it’s been number one in the charts for seven weeks in a row now and it’s unbelievable.” More >
The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody
Aug 5th
TRAVEL DOWN THEIR PANTS AND BACK AGAIN
Starring: Julia Ann, Raylene and Rachel Love
With Betty White being all the rage, it’s no surprise New Sensations made “The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” One morning, Dorothy tells the girls her friend Jean is coming to visit and Rose gets uncomfortable remembering how Jean put the moves on her before. Then we flash back 20 years and that’s when all the fucking happens.
Diamond Foxxx plays Blanche as a proud slut. She calls plumber Johnny Castle to tempt Jean with some man meat but ends up getting him herself because Jean’s not interested. Those big tits are a great piece of bait that Johnny can’t help grabbing. Diamond is super hot with good deep throating skills. Great shots of her ass, too.
Dorothy (Raylene) hasn’t been fucked in years and thanks to a pep talk from Blanche, she puts moves on landscaper Rocco Reed. Raylene has the great tits and nice ass she always had, so even though she’s no young babe she’s definitely a MILF. Rocco spends a while getting her ready by eating her pussy and she sucks his cock. Things get hotter once she’s riding him.
Later, Rose (Julia Ann) tells Sophia she’s falling for Jean. Sophia says maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a man in a while, and as luck would have it a man shows up to deliver flowers to Rose from Jean. Joel (Levi Cash) is eager to stroke her petals and she opens up to him. They build up good heat and Julia Ann shows why she’s the AVN MILF Performer of the Year with the way she goes after the cock. She blows him for a long time before he gives her a nice licking. Rose is mature, but she’s flexible and I don’t just mean she’s got an open mind. She fingers her own butt while he’s doing her sidesaddle.
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That night, Jean (Jewels Jade) goes to the kitchen and finds Marcus (James Deen), another plumber. After she shares her cheesecake and her troubles with him, he charms his way into her panties and makes her scream by eating and fingering her pussy. Jewels has huge fake tits and a tight body, and looks anything but old. Marcus fucks her so good that when Blanche shows up looking for her midnight snack of Marcus, Jean admits fucking a man was good. Rose shows up in the living room to see what all the noise is. Jean thanks Rose for helping her see that she’s bi after all. Now Jean wants to fuck her way to Fort Lauderdale, men and women alike.
Sophia (Rachel Love) comes out to complain about the noise and how it’s keeping her from doing laundry. It turns out it’s not laundry but Londra (gorgeous Puma Swede). There is a lot of breast play and it’s great because they both have such big tits, Puma’s silicone and Rachel’s all natural. They have some nice, wet pussy play and use some dildos. Twenty years later, Sophia is still smiling about it at the end of the movie.
These turn out to be Golden Cougars and not the elderly women from the original Golden Girls, but that’s good if you’re more into MILFs than GILFs. It’s a good way to pornify the show and make it sexy.
